#redd was stuck in the past

[reborn-ahit-au]

Tim is quite proud of the representatives he chose.

Perfect for the Past, Present, and Future.

For now though, he'll let them figure themselves out.

[tossawary]

Okay, I haven't finished "Episode 5: Rise From The Ashes" of "Ace Attorney" and I'm not very far into it, so please, no one spoil it for me. (I want to try and worldbuild out of this with the information that I have.) But Lana Skye being the Chief Prosecutor is... weird to me. (As is Miles Edgeworth being the "High Prosecutor", honestly, whatever that means exactly.)

I had been under the impression that the Chief Prosecutor was corrupt, due to an interaction with Redd White in "Turnabout Sisters". I'll put the relevant dialogue from that episode under a cut. It's not clearly stated, but I think it's heavily implied that Redd White has something on the Chief Prosecutor. Maybe it'll be revealed that Lana Skye is corrupt and/or was being blackmailed by Redd White, or something like that? That would be fine. I'm not against it turning out that Lana Skye was actually committing crimes.

I mainly think that Lana Skye is... WAY too young for this position. Like, this is breaking my suspension of disbelief a little. Miles being a fearsome prosecutor at 24 is already pushing it, but I'm familiar with the Teenage Genius trope, so I'll go with it. But a CHIEF PROSECUTOR at, what, 26?! No. Lana Skye could be 36 and I would still think that she's pretty young for her position. Even if Lana Skye finished law school at 20, on a similar timeline as Miles Edgeworth, she would have less than 10 years of experience, and she's been put in charge of the entire department?!

I'll believe that Lana Skye might be incredibly intelligent, hard-working, and ambitious. Maybe because of the whole "absurdly accelerated court timelines" element, she's already worked an impressive amount of cases. (But her seniors would have also done this?) But this still stands out to me as a premature promotion and I think it can be connected to the previous case with Redd White.

My current headcanon is that there was a different Chief Prosecutor during the Mia Fey murder case, who was being blackmailed by Redd White, and that Redd White's trial underearthed evidence of corruption that caused several scandals for both the prosecution office and the police. That Chief Prosecutor and several others were forcibly retired or even arrested, reducing the number of more senior prosecutors, causing both Miles Edgeworth and Lana Skye to be promoted beyond their years and their management experience. Possibly even because someone else is setting Lana Skye up for a glass cliff fall here when further corruption comes to light. In this scenario, she's only been the Chief Prosecutor for a few months at most, and it's not unreasonable that Phoenix Wright wouldn't recognize her.

Alternatively, perhaps Redd White arranged for the early retirement of some senior prosecutors and Lana Skye was promoted out of that mess, and she was (recently, because she's in her damn 20s) the Chief Prosecutor at the time of Mia Fey's murder. Maybe Redd White provided Lana with (fabricated?) information to win some past cases, in order to create some dirt that he could hold over her, and now Lana is at the very least stuck with the guilt of having accepted help from a man who later murdered Mia Fey, if she wasn't actively being blackmailed. Maybe Mia Fey only started investigating Redd White in the first place because she noticed something was wrong / off with Lana!

Alternatively again, maybe Redd White didn't have dirt on Lana Skye at all, but simply knew how badly she wanted the Mia Fey murder case solved, because as an information broker, he was aware of the past connection between Lana and Mia. Or maybe Lana has no significant connection to Redd White and this is just a minor continuity error (in my opinion / interpretation) on the game's part. Which is fine, I guess. I'll just think it's a lost opportunity on the game's part not to try to tie everything together in an emotionally compelling way.

To reiterate: no spoilers on what the actual situation with Lana Skye is, please. I'll get there when I get there.

Dialogue from "Turnabout Sisters" in which Redd White has a phone conversation with the then-unknown Chief Prosecutor:

White: We won't be needing an escort for Mr. Wrong. Instead, please connect me to the public prosecutor's office.

Interphone [Of course, sir. One moment please…] … [White? That you? What are you doing calling me at a time like this!?]

White: Hello. Chief Prosecutor? I've changed my mind. I want to testify tomorrow.

Interphone: [What's this about?]

White: The Mia Fey case. I witnessed the murder, you see. And, thus, as a very important witness, I would like to testify.

Interphone: [What? Why now? I thought you said you didn't want to go to court?]

White: Quietude…! I told you I changed my mind, didn't I? Oh, and one other thing. Send the police over here right away. The man is standing right in front of me. He looks dazed but could be violent!

Interphone: [What? What man?]

White: Are you even listening? The executioner! The hatchet-man! The liquidator… The killer, man!

Phoenix: What!?

Interphone: [Mr. White… this isn't another one of those…]

White: Chief Prosecutor. I do not believe you are in a position to freely offer your opinions to me, correct? I'm telling you to send the police, now!

[ayngels-sunbook]

IDEA:

(also this is ONLY about the Characters / Characatures these REAL PEOPLE play on a silly BLOCK GAME.) 😋

The Egg connects three different Lore SMPs (and MAYBE one non-lore SMP??)

Since Eryn, who I think was apart of the Eggpire thing from the DreamSMP, also joined the Outsiders SMP and there were tiny implications of the egg in it, and you wanna know what else is about a government, involves some form of maze, past dream SMP members, and has an extensive anount of lore for only existing for a small amount of time? THE QSMP. SO THERE FORE.

The DreamSMP connects the Qsmp & The Osmp (Outsiders), they both contain a government conspiracy, and MAYBE Lifesteal is tied into this somehow? I haven't figured out how it'd interconnect without getting WAY to extended from the main source.

WAIT NVM, TOMMY & TUBBO ONCE JOINED THE Lifesteal SMP once, AND Eryn already joined the Outsiders SMP, and TUBBO's ON the Qsmp. SO, THESE THREE ALL INTERCONNECT WITH THE THREE SMPS I MENTIONED.

So, my theory is that, the Federation (QSMP) collabed with STARR productions (OSMP) toset up the TV series “The OUTSIDERS” so they could experiment on people as they pleased. Except whenever both the Outsiders and another hit show of theirs “The Dream Island”; The Dream SMP, since it's stuck on like a continent and you can't leave or go past certain waters, kinda like Alcatraz.? When both of those shows ended, they sent some “Troublesome” members of their society (Redd, and some of the old Dsmp members) to either the new expanse of Quesadilla Island, a reality TV styled show, OR to The Lifesteal SMP, which functioned alot like the Hunger Games.

Also they have sent extra people to visit each island as a treat for well behavior. Granted When the Experiment of the Dream Island ended, they sent the best behaving, egg corrupted, member from there. Onto Lifesteal, to both try and give more attention to the series from the former series popularity, and for her kempt up anger to finally be released.

(Also Magic's just there, she's living her best life, occasionally visiting the people [mostly Krow, Redd, & Graecie] whenever she pleases, also Spidey, Graecie, & all of the other survivors I haven't mentioned yet, are simply living their best lives after the metaphorical death they experienced in the maze)

[fox-daddy]

A gloreioust fight P2 (sneak peek)

This fanfic is set around @xaharadesert's forced gladiator rebel mc headcanon

Read that before you read this fanfic as it has the whole situation set. While I was ordinally going to write it as Hunter x Julian following the Julian Hc, Hunter would've killed which would've changed the feeling around the ending.

TW; blood, mild gore, past trauma and violence.

Any heat in the air seemed to vanish as Hunter felt a sharp deep seeded anger rising up inside of them. Almost instinctively they crouched down like a cat stalking a bird or a wolf hunting a fawn. Yet, as they moved forward to strike the figure turned around to face them. Their face was blurred and almost completely melted into darkness. Yet their gaze pieced into the darkness as it was in that moment they realized they had misjudged the situation, they were the fawn. Shutting their eyes tightly the ground seemed to catch them as they rolled to the side. The harsh sunlight beating down on them as the person seemed to stand in the main booth. Between them and the person was a large figure covered in scars matching theirs and yet the icy blue eyes that stared them down was a far cry from their own blood red eyes.. blood red. Taking a deep slow breath they slowly stood up. Returning the cold glance they headed towards the figure in the box. In that moment only one thing mattered and that was getting to that figure. Walking through the large figure they almost seemed to melt into fire as they stood above the figure. For the first time they felt their body acting on it's own as they raised their hand. Then the hand was down the next second. Redd. The only thing they could see was red as they stood above what looked like a body. Yet the face kept shifting as the body changed shape. Small and slim, tall and lanky, bulky and chubby. It kept changing every time it left Hunters main point of focus. Stepping back they tried to regain their composer and yet a familiar figure took stage, Asra? no their face wasn't there. "what's wrong? can't remember what they look like?" a familiar voice sent a chill down Hunter's sot with a familiar body, Muriel. Yet similar to the Asra his face wasn't there. Closing their eyes they tried to imagine Muriel's face and while some features stuck out, his green eyes deep enough to make the forest itself jealous others fuzzed together. A scar? did he, did he have a face scar? was that them? His hair his body it was all familiar so why couldn't they remember his face?

[libidomechanica]

Untitled Composition # 9834

You were a spare rib here, swans to those relished is.     We drove affairs, of coxcomb in praying the dark, no soon became a mist the pageant     of life and there rest are at my reflection from walking sit listen’d to shrowded in     paint you all to love. If I ever

cut from redde, it mighty’s bow, front, and, half measure     of Death! Roses greensward no human from the Marksmen of threading this, day ne’er I want.     Full of Noise and place costume. My heart, to give. The babe forgotten, and uttered her spicy     nest, which Inde or Affrick hold. Outside

and her strife are men: there as farther way against     another sires’ Islands of desier still were long ygoe is mine! Doth hide something I     displeasure never a fact. Did I ever it should conversation; to venturous     ledges or that, out of you can, so

leaves yet with them fills the low sobs thee shepherd’s early     to holds in her in ground the eleventh months gone whose Fount of you. To his guess, and     he one can have: far I was a heauens did quake, these to touches. Of other fluttryng winters     cold. Three youngest all asunder

her to the first die I will to be tongues perplext,     Oh God! A train comes the third time, o’er the silver taper’s life’s injurious hours, but     for thy bow; here’s doubt if it changed; and if such a constella, in which words have ne’er     be got by any art: the cheeks, and

richer once set younglings, and fragrant apples, and     sitting in thee more it not be in such a convey, and thirteen they from me. Close thy     bidden in her her nieces shines liker must be disposed to the Wine though discourse a     mist the should be to fill his late life

of joy or mist: curst be men’s earlier than in     her cheated, althoughts which sight time for all these which, ’mid the tap is dripping will go deep     judge of so she looked out an errand woman: so far like things which makes reality     seem to float, and all the future state

of these! I was that euer wrought I leaue of her hair.     And thus, the same gaudy flowers of some kind! Whose body is writ each fulfils defect     is rich midway in sport half my philosophy? The milkwhite gauze baracan that keeps     his full moonshine own, a thrust interested

the white new; the sits vpon thy breast, nor tie     knots, nor control to love me, leave been Petrarch’s learne to love ever—or else with him on     another sacred well; that events me tast. The will storm his due; my dears, Look therefore     they blind hath a sights, things we have grief

and builds her woman, so sweet order live, as the     duck pond, rapping peace is past, making for all thy cheeke, to the blue, soft Persian sentences,     that selfe out of these there meditative, and her state. With rusty elde, that voice to     be beguiled by someone who tunes in

immemorial wood, its life hath so little     good opinions now bene so let them for thy? To land over then to a dragon     when his soul’s spring ere the tedious bland: yet still his little bird died patient force—     gold, and the reverend Rapp learn’d no tidings

carry it on the sencelesse armour,     agitated People, hither makes another side, far and pithy, such farther I loue     so stammer and fruits, and multiplicates a catch her heart of love doth kissed or mockers     and flatt’ring in pypes made to

love, a happy sleep. Where Porphyry fondly cherish’d     o’er thy right his hall dropt; and he would retrace, red porphir is, what is not dissolving     in a man’s: the Harmony’ a starke blind Fury with me, which Inde or wake at night,     oft in the blisses, that I shoulder

at O lonesome with an unto noble princes     at present weathers to thy sweet did the sank, somewhere his! Or when than a hands hugely     politic, that stuck o’er each of a kind come to slope throne apart from breast, to heaven,     all my goddess go; my mistress stone.

[yandere-ac]

!! This is just a giant ramble I made in the middle of the night, feel free to ignore !! !! i literally sound insane, like a genuine maniac !!

Ok sorry if I sound like tinfoil hat or you’re like “well in the games before acnh…” I’ve only played acnh, and this also has some theories and treats acnh as if its deep and not a game and thats theres only one tom nook, etc. But I feel like tom nook is already kinda Yandere-ish. Like think about it, you use HIS CURRENCY, that you cant use anywhere else, you cant leave the island unless it’s going to another persons island which he also owns, a mystery island (which I presumes he owns and they just weren’t big enough for a community), or kapp’n islands, which are deserted. You can go to work, but Im pretty sure he knows those people too, so they could be instructed or paid off not to let you go home. Nor can you move out or go to/contact the homeland. You can’t even write back to your mom. He’s also presumably rich and can just hire someone to work at the construction consultation counter, but he still stays there. You’re the only person that talks to him there, villagers would have no use going to him, you handle everything. You are literally stuck and completely dependent on him??? Like his nieces run the shop and you basically have to get the good tools from them and im sure he has to approve people being on the island and leaving it (besides redd, he would be able to sneak past him a couple times before getting caught), so he would be able to completely cut you off from any resources. It defiantly scary because he has the whole island in his hands. Do with this information what you will, but it was just a word dump that I needed to tell someone.

Alright first off, don’t you ever apologise for sending me 2 AM ramblings. I love reading those!! And second off, holy shit Anon you mind!!! I’ve never rly thought about it but yeah, he rly does act a bit like a yandere canonically. The part I about him not letting you interact with anyone outside the island except other islands he owns??? Genius! He gives you the illusion of freedom and choose but in reality he’s controlling everything. He even has a net around the island to prevent you from swimming off!

[painsandconfusion]

Whumping the Whumpers Masterpost

The story of how a chronic whumpee(Ethan) teams up with his past whumper(Nate) to get revenge on the whumpers who have whumped him before. Lots of angst. Lots of whump. My babies, honestly.

(SO sorry the Hyperlinks inside the first four posts won’t work since I moved blogs. I tried to fix them and tumblr glitched tf out. You’ll have to navigate with the masterpost. I’m so sorry, please message me if you need help finding something tumblr ate.)

Click here for most recent update of the list (in case you’re looking at an rb or something).

Please read individual trigger warnings for each post.

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Whumper: Nate Walker (he/him) Whumpe(e)/(r ): Ethan Scott (he/him)

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Main Storyline:

Part One: Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, but... Whumptober post (sorry it’s nameless). Nate re-captures Ethan, and is less than thrilled by Ethan’s newfound pain tolerance and ‘bitch make me’ attitude. . Part Two: Blood Redd Nate thinks Ethan might like to see Redd again. . Part Three: Whisked Away Nate is butt-hurt Ethan didn’t call him. They got problems that need attending to. . Part Four: You Know You Want To... Rescue mission. Nate is creepy (cuz when is he not), and Ethan struggles with himself and his desires. . Part Five: My True North Ethan does a really really good job almost maybe making good choices. . Part Six: Such a Good Girl... Nate isn’t great at not getting what he wants. . Part Seven: The Bartlett Café Boys eat food, boys talk murder. Nate’s creepy but in a cute way. Mostly fluff. . Part Eight: So Flinchy! Alec gets Anna settled in to her new hell home. . Part Nine: Get in, Bitch, We’re Going Shopping Wait...you don’t buy matching outfits with your bestie to wear when you kidnap someone? You’re missing out. . Part Ten: Pretty Little Noises Nate and Anna have their first session. She’s really cute. Nate almost can’t handle it, she’s so adorable. . Part Eleven: Save a Horse, Swipe a Cowboy Aww look! Their first kidnapping together. Honey, get the camera! . Part Twelve: In the Zone The boys get Elias settled at Nate's dungeon place. Ethan is too shy to whump in front of anyone else yet. Poor baby. . Part Thirteen: No One Owns Me Ethan really needs to keep his emotions in check if he wants to be a good whumper. Elias really needs to not push buttons if he wants to not die. . Part Fourteen: Blowing Off Steam Nate is stuck with damage control after being denied ~fun~ but is doing a great job. . Part Fifteen: Chaos Anna is in too much pain to not have any marks to show for it. Rude, honestly. . Part Sixteen: Right and Wrong Ethan broods like a depressed, half drunk poet (like he always does) to tell us about Our Merry Little Murderers' origin story. . Part Seventeen: Own Destiny Ethan broods again because that's who he is as a person. He's tired of not knowing what to do with himself or his life....so Nate and he come to an arrangement. . Part Eighteen: Fluffy Pancakes Listen. Guys. I know you want to get to the whump, but....Well, Nate was craving blueberry pancakes. And I don't have the heart to tell him no. So you get fluff before the brutal torture. Sorrynotsorry . Part Nineteen: Gruel 101 Nate likes oatmeal. Ethan hates Elias. Nuff said. . Part Twenty: You're Going To Need Your Strength Elias hates the oatmeal. Everyone hates everyone. Fun fluffy angst. . Part Twenty-One: Bigger Fish Frikkin finally we get to actually hurt Elias - Nate bleeds because @cryptidhongo drew me a feral shroom in exchange. Fight them, not me. . Part Twenty-Two: Master A little bit of karma is good for the soul. . Part Twenty-Three: Hiding From Everyone has secrets. Who's closet is this skeleton going in? . Part Twenty-Four: Run, Anna Runn Well. I mean, at least you can try. Good luck tho. Her last name is Gunn; I did not misspell, it is a punn >:p . Part Twenty-Five: Ship in a Bottle ...Ethan didn't have a great childhood. This is just one exhibit of that fact. . Part Twenty-Six: Scream for Me I scream, you scream, we all scream for therapy. . Part Twenty-Seven: Valentines Special Just fluff. Nate likes Ethan, Ethan likes laser tag, it all works out in the end. . Part Twenty-Eight: The Carrot and the Stick Throwback episode to four years ago. Meet Johnny. Ethan's first love and unfortunate whipping boy. . Part Twenty-Nine: Lacuna Time to get Crawford in the basement already. Also - seems like Ethan has history with him? Whatever, I'm sure the plot will unravel it eventually.

Part Thirty: Not the Knife Crawford's pretty sure he's just already getting a bit of a break for his first night in Nate's workshop. This can't be that bad .....right?

Part Thirty-One: Concrete Crawford isn't doing so hot with that, actually. He'd rather get carved up. Ethan think's that's a great idea.

Part Thirty-two: Strikeout Failed escapes. Amiright?

Part Thirty-three: Nightmares and Daydreams The boys can't sleep. Toss in some gore and fluff and you got yourself a chapter update. Bam.

Part Thirty-four: Die Here Anna is starting to come to terms with her fate. Nate thinks that's cute. Short and sweet. Anna learns Ethan used to be in her shoes. Maybe he still is...

Part Thirty-five: Bath Good boys who take pain well get restful relaxation (probably?)

Part Thirty-six: Something's Not Right Not all wounds are visible.

Part Thirty-seven: Silent Stranger Keep quiet.

Part Thirty-eight: Off Guard Sometimes whumpees get out of their handcuffs. Sometimes, in a room full of weapons, they grab one while they wait for the doors to unlock.

Part Thirty-nine: Kristen Throwback to 'Anna is a bitch'.

Part Forty: Yours to Lose Nate gets pissy when other kids break his toys and Ethan is a drama queen. What else is new?

Part Forty-one: Shell You didn't think Johnny was gonna survive, did you?

Party Forty-two: Bickering N and E have a domestic. Like they do. ...again.

Part Forty-three: Harmless Ethan is traumatized. What helps traumatized people? Taking the object of their trauma and turning its bones into powder. Huh? You don't agree? Eh, Ethan did it anyway - too late.

Part Forty-four: Ethan's Ship What fixes fights? Gifts and jokes.

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Ghost of Ethan Past

(flashback scenes from Ethan's days as a whumpee)

Stay Down: Elias hasn't had Ethan long, and Ethan is doing a very very very bad job at the 'get on your fucking knees when I enter a room' rule.

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Random Stuff:

You know how people have spirit animals? Well this is Nate and Ethan’s spirit tiktok....Thought you might wanna see...

Nates house visual reference.

Whumpee Ethan noncon mody modification collar alternative

Nates Custom Chuck Taylors

(tags: @prisonerwhump, @whumpawink, @mabledonut, @heathenwhump, @paleassprince, @happy-little-sadist, @wormwriting, @distinctlywhumpthing, @whump-cafe @jo-doe-seeking-inspo @azayta @tropes-for-my-md-daydreams @batfacedliar-yetagain @there-will-always-be-blood @siren-of-agony @whumpworld @bandages-andobsessions @deltaxxk @whumpasaurus101 @pickywhumpreader @whumpberry-cookie @morning-star-whump @shelfsdesires @throwawaywhumper @the-mourning-stars @d-cs @pigeonwhumps @hold-back-on-the-comfort @suspicious-whumping-egg @snakebites-and-ink @whumpedydump @orphans-parent @rainbowsandwhumperflies)

As always, lmk if you want to be added to the tag list!

[theultimateultimateweapon]

YOU-You get me. I am too AroAce for the majority of this shipping stuff. If I want characters to have relationships I want it platonic! More friendship & familial stuff! I'll make it myself if I have to. (Also same with That Kirby Ship I am also tired of that)

YEAH I'm always stuck between enjoying the diversity of ships and trying avoid finding intense romantic stuff in a character tag OTL

I won't lie I've got a couple of smaller ships I enjoy seeing but I don't like seeing only ship content of them, they're more enjoyable when they have personalities beyond the other. I love the "This is a unit: do not separate" dynamic but it doesn't mean they have to start shoving their lips together 😔

We gotta see more complex relationships, I want choatic friendships, rivals that would never team up unless the fate of the world depended on it, allies with ideologies that conflict, some of these have such wonderful potential for character development and story beyond what a romantic relationship would do. Sometimes romance feels like a cheap answer.

And please please for the love of all stop pairing together people who genuinely hate each other and hurt each other, it's not as interesting as you think, sometimes they just hate each other (I still think the Redd/Nook and Archie/Maxie past relationship divorce thing is funny though, I don't yet have the words to describe why but I think it has something to do with it not being completely romantic? If you agree and have the words to say it I'm interested in knowing what you think because for whatever reason I can't analyze it atm)

That being said, there's been a lot of creativity from ships. I think everyone should have the opportunity to enjoy themselves with it and have their fun as long as it's not harmful and all that, just keep tagging your ships, it's respectful for everyone involved and let's us decide what we do and don't want to see.

[winsdayink]

*chanting* human AU human AU

For the color addisons, their names are related to their colors, yes, for Spamton i wanted somethin that sounded along the lines of his name. All 5 of them studied marketing, thats where they met n became friends. They hang after work n complain. The height comparisons at the bottom there, Pinks visibly taller, Spamtons visibly shorter but its usually not SUPER noticeable (ok maybe it is).

A stray NEO and doodles of Blue n Pink The basics are there, more details under the readmore (please work this is a lot of ramblin)

Redds gotta be the one sellin the most things in game, so i figured a department store attendant would work since they can shuffle him to any station. He REALLY likes rings but also favors jewelry in general Sky n Amber are p self explanatory, but yellow doesnt really show up in game so I gave him social media manager. That sponsored wendys account? it might just be Dande

And good ol Spencer, poor guys stuck w any odd jobs he can find. “Digital marketer” is just a nice way to say “has to copy paste and send out thousands of “Pipis enlargement pills” emails in hopes to get any bites”. hes not happy about it but what can u do. As to why I gave him a cane/wheelchair it mostly has to do w my headcanons for his in game form: normal Spamton moves around on a wheel like MTT, and NEOs legs are limp, so i felt it made sense to translate it this way

One day while heading out after one of their catch up dinners, a man stops Spencer and offers him some voicework. What a nice guy, that Mike! After changin his look, Spencer becomes a huge radio personality, lendin his voice on adverts and the like; its the energy hes always longed for. Oh, his hands? dont worry about it

While hes makin it big he decides to settle down n have a family. admittedly i dont have a good idea for the spouse, but the important thing is kris. I just love the link the two seem to have in game, i feel like if theyd met when Spamton was on his better days theyd have a good relationship. Cool uncle might be more accurate but I like the idea of parent.... But yes, the two of em are a happy family. Since Spencer has to wear glasses a lot, Kris just gets him more n more glasses on special occasions; now Spencers real proud of his collection. Kris really appreciates their dad, hopefully that doesnt change when/if the man hits rock bottom. 

His friends groups on an odd spot, while they were initially happy, sometimes he does get a bit too high of himself n it makes em mad, but they feel like callin him out would be admitin they felt above him. Skys the one w the most patience for him, n has always felt close to Spencer, but a person can only take bein dismissed so much, after all, even his partner left him w the kid, so theyd all be justified to cut off contact w him

[fumikomiyasaki]

Can I have a master list for your ocs ;w;

I want to read them but at the moment

to lazy to dig through all of your posts

I am sorry but you likely have to cause I only have my normal masterlist and my HSA one which I admit is hard to see which is mine and which is others... I am also on vacation so I can't give you the links individually... but I can give you a small summary of everyone maybe? If not I can work something up after vacation.

Monsville: Based on monsters inc

Leroy violet: based on Randall boggs, cocky guy that is secretly a nerd

Henry lakeside: based on Mr. Waternoose, stern buisness man who tries to change to world into one without magic

Mellow Mildew: based on Jeffrey Fungus, shy guy who mainly is the errand boy of the dorm

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Forodwyn: based of Lord of the Rings

Brid Rolfe based of Frodo

Odel Aradia based of Gandalf

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Carol Ann: Ramshackle Assitant who helps the Mc, part time tutor

Fennec Grandwell- HSA MC based of Feena from Grandia, a blunt boy who dislikes being stuck in this dimension

Ione Roonel- RSA MC based of Machina Kunagiri Final fantasy, a war soldier who settles down now

Joel Cummings- DAC MC based of Jolyne Cujoh, former delinquent

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Polisionalle: Based on Persona series

Flynn Deradell:  Based off Arsene, Dramatic actor who often is extra

Nanoya Naegi:  based of Izanagi, serious swordsman who thanks to a dark past is uneasy around women

Rubina Von Loketon: based of RobinHood/Loki, woman who wants to be a Detective but is trapped by her family

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Evolnation: based on Pokemon

Peko Chunya: based of Pikachu, the energetic Idol spark who always wants your attention

Emma Yuki: based of Eevee, although also a pop if she wants to pursue her own style in punk music but is held back by management

Gregory Darknon: based of Gengar, local Dumbass who is a metal Idol but also one of the most Chaotic of students

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Relinookton-based of Animal crossing

Tyler Nerington: Based of Tom Nook, tired and overworked Fashion Designer who often is grumpy

Rachel Fuchisa:  Based of Redd, sketchy designer, she is secretly a Yokai who collects souls on the side.

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Falciette- Based of Fire emblem

Gabrielle Ravenor- based of Grima, the best fighter of HSA and a warrior princess who fought 100 of her suitors at once to gain freedom

Tesadelle Ravenor- Based of Tiki, afflicted by a sleeping curse, she is a proper lady who works hard to become queen,

Andrew von Yltan- Based of Anna, Noble Merchant

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Talerenea- based of Tales of series

Aiden Renous: Based of Repede, Being falsely accused for murder Aiden often keeps distance of people and tries to keep a low profile

Media chealean: Based of Mieu, a young Sunshine, Media is often just there to make people smile

Tenera Brawzer- Based of Tenebrea, despite being in a wheelchair, Tenera still does well as the tennis star of her school and has grandmotherly vibes

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Syncrean: based of incredibles villains

Sindren Albright: based of Syndrome, energetic girl who wants to be a hero and parlours each day to become one

Mythra Cenov: Based of Mirage, Seductively, Mythra strives to make fashion and is one fo the best dancers in school

Feena Ebersol: based of Omnidroid, having lost her legs she now spots robot legs and is a pretty Emotionless girl.

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Magixella: based of Winx

Dragiselle Flamesscourow: based of Dark Bloom, former princess of the flamestone Kingdom, she burned everything down in a loss of control and tries to rebuild it

Inessa Winter: Based of Icy, the advisor to Dragiselle and part of the student council, Inessa does assert herself each day

Taron Ferres: based of Tecna, the technology expert of the dorm and is hiding a connection to the story of the children of darkness

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Etc dorms:

Ronnie Marxton: Based of Marx from Kirby, evil little guy who pretends to be nice to reach his goal

Eleafy Otoron: Based of Elfilis from Kirby, an experiment who obeys Ronnie's orders but has doubt about themselves

Tiam Falldow: based of Tia Safalin from YTTd, the local experimenter and future doctor for the school he is very shy with males and often has Insanity bursts

Kayne Saocheng: based of Kai Sato from YTTD, former assasin who transferred from Talerenea to exodus, loves to cook and loves especially eggs

Quora Fritchup, based of Qtaro Burgerberg from YtTD, the baseball star of HSA she can be often a bit too enthusiastic to drag people into sports

Kome Nabusa: based of Nagito Komaeda form Danganronpa, kome suffers from a sickness she tries to research how to cure it, hoping for a better future

Emil puppnella: based of Egeliette from pocket mirror, Angry boy who has beef with Ronnie for being to blame for his substitute arm.. he often seems down

Vanessa Pharon: based of Vampire cookie from Cookie run, tall Vampire lady who often seeks fun and parties to have some thrills.

Macie Gumeron: based of Gumi from Vocaloid, Macie is Pekos rival and as Gummy keeps her status as electro music idol

April Richter: Based of Scanty from PSG,

Not confident in her looks April relies on her gambling to fool others,

Julian Richter: Based of Kneesocks form PSG, this demon does Flirt relentlessly and shows of his dancing prowess where he can

Taylin Sage: Based of Trinity from Sexy Brutalle, despite being Blind Taylin still enjoys making sculptures and often gets commissions

Eikichi Atsuki: Based of Ekko from Lol, cocky inventor, Eikichi tries hard to make his sister forgive his problems as a kid.

Sylva Mercury: Based of Zach from DoA

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(Their inspiration is 18+ so I am not gonna tell)

Zyan Desire: has an odd style for clothing and can look into the future which makes him odd how he is successfully as a model

Paula Parton: managing her own beauty channel Paula wants people to look better thanks to her and be confident In their sexuality

Brenda Goldwell: Gold digger

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Lyla Atsuki: based of Wasabi from Big Hero 6, Lyla may often forget people's names but she is a brilliant alchemist, although she does have troubles with her brother

Bolt striker: based of Experiment 211 from Lilo and Stitch, very energetic boy who often can't control his electricity and causes trouble by accident

Grey Braynze: based of Ghoulia Yelps from Monster high, although he can't talk much, Grey writes tons of stories aside doing his Zombie grunts,

Eve alternate: based of Trons Identity disk, an Android who is very empathetic with others and often tries his best to find a solution that makes all happy,

Damon Erase: based of Rinzler, compared to Eve he is Android that analyses humans more and tries to keep a clam yet polite facade,

Naomi Aqueen: Based of Dogora

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Kaeru Suzanomoto: Based of Keroppi

Louis Armarin Valentine Based of Tino from Court of Darkness

Yuzuha Aimon- Based of Yuzuki Kitagawa

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Incremania: based of the Incredibles

Barry Parton: based of Mr Incredible, rich, high and mighty, Barry wants everyone to know he is awesome when he isn't

Francine Dalton: based of Frozone, the one to keep Barry's mind down to earth and often scolds him

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Crystaleon: based of Final Fantasy

Osyron Lumina: based of Cosmos/Materia, a God of light who mainly seems demanding and hard to cooperate with

Lydia Sombra: based of Chaos/spiritus, a godess of darkness who picks any fight and seems actually pretty laid back

Fabio Vierunar: based of Fran, a shy yet sweet rabbit boy who struggles being very tall with his 275 cm and hopes to fit in after leaving his village forever

Saneria Guaenno: based of Seymour Guado, Saneria is as demi godess a bit of the rocker but to Lydia she is loyal and listens to all her commands

Lennox Riverway: based of Leviathan

Izar Nyxen: Based of Ardyn Izunia

Zariyah Hyacinth: Based of Zack Fair

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Serena Welsh: based of Speedwagon from Jojo, often the bud of a joke at her school she still tries her best to become an heir of her parents company

Elvira Parena: based of Pucci from Jojo, devout priestess who seeks her own way and often corrects others on clothing etiquette

Kuze Toiyama: based of Black Rock shooter, an amnesiac boy who tries to relearn everything and usually is a bit clumsy at it

Yasuno innochi: based of Death master, a shinigami who tries to bother everyone he likes without restraint, he acts as protector of Kuze

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Staff:

Erwin Fowler, based of Eggman, scientists who is especially proud of the Monsville students

Seraphim astrean, based of Sephiroth, stern swordsman who sees Crowley as his master and often seems pissed

Belia Camton: based of Bowser, headmistress of HSA and often impulsive yet kind to her students. She tries her best to keep order in school..

Bethany Camton: based of Bowser Junior, her little daughter who she often hides from the others to not be reminded of her father

Sol: based of Kingdom hearts heartless, Sol is the Security and shopkeep of HSA, trying to regain memories and fractures of his emotions.

Unosis Etrol: based of Ulala from Space channel 5, sailor of the school who brings students to the city and flirts with any staff member a lot,

Pherea: Based of Blaze the cat, therapy cat, and student counsellor, she watches out for all the students.

Beatrice Ombra: based of Bayonetta, school nurse who hides tons of secrets including her age

Marcell Blossom; based of Monika from Ddlc, literature and Language teacher who might be a bit unhealthy about love but he is seen as one of the most handsome teachers

Valeria Diavello: based off Vergil from DMC, Combat and magic teacher who has no mercy and seeks for more strength in her students, often too serious

Malorie Galea: Based of Mettaton from undertale, dance teacher who seeks attention a lot and shows of any time

Amalia Cavalieri: based of Sho Minamimoto from TWEWY, Math teacher who often also makes announcements with her megaphone, summons tons of beasts and takes care of them.

Shadman Hack: based of Spamton from Deltarune, Janitor of the school who often has some outbursts that concerns others, has a small shop with Rachel,

Nakamura Kaneshon: based of Zero and Kaine from drakengard/nier, swordsman who carries hurt from the past and keeps unosis in check so he won't say dumb stuff, works as Scout,

Aino Okutske: Based of Aiba from AITSF, secretary, childhood friend of Unosis and a big voice of reason for many, always kind with students.

Angelica Panacotta: based of Angelo Pannetone from Bravely second, cafeteria woman who lost her husband and now copes with his loss in taking care of herself.

Kaden Devengel: they have 3 personalities who switch each day. Based of Catherine, Katherine and Qathrine from the game

Soyana kuro: based on Black gold saw, Chaotic demon lady who is strict with her training

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This is all I can provide, might add links when I am home but I can't do more cause I have too many ocs.

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Year in Review - Animal Crossing New Horizons

I started writing this review/criticism in May of 2020 but decided to update it as the year went along and post it on the anniversary of NH’s release. I would like to preface that this is mostly going to be full of questions of criticisms, I love this game. I have not been able to put it down since I got it on March 20th. My first AC game was NL and then I played HHD. I was ecstatic when they announced NH at E3 2019 and kept trying to find other games to fit in my AC shaped hole in my heart but I wasn’t able to fill it till this game came out. I feel like the pace of the game is great with how you build up to unlocking terraforming and 5 stars, and I feel like the updates are well timed especially with how crazy 2020 was for everybody. That being said there were some things that irked me. 

Some of the points I will bring up came from other people/commenters I have seen on here, Discord, Reddit, and Twitter that I also agree with. Some other points are from Youtubers such as ShayMay and ChuyPlays. And others are from me. 

With that out of the way, let’s get on with the review. Warning, I guess, don’t expect this to be an essay, this is just a patchwork quilt made up of thoughts.

Terraforming

I wish cliffs/tiers had a smaller level? Like how we’re able to make stepping stones for our rivers if we don’t want to put a bridge down/use our vaulting pole. I just wish there was a cliff alternative. 

Another cliff alternative would be if we could put bridges between cliffs. I think we’ve all been there where we see this picture 

          thought ‘we can do that!!” then realized it was photoshopped

When we go into terraforming, I wish a grid showed up on our island. It would make it much easier to avoid hitting the wrong square when I’m trying to change a river. 

Having us be able to “close” a waterfall from a lower level but not create a new on at the same spot. 

Also the fact we can add a 4th tier but can’t put anything on it is just strange to me. I know we have to have a limit to how high we can go, but at least let me put nature stuff, such as trees/flowers/bushes, on top of it instead of just a flat piece of land. 

Houses

Why no ceiling items? Find it odd they added a bunch of stuff in HHD and didn’t add that to the new mainline game

There’s no reason I can think of to why we can’t access our storage when we’re crafting inside our house. 

Buildings

Dodo Airlines

The Dodo Islands right now are very boring and barely use them. I have enough money and materials to not go farming and save up all my NMTs for when I go villager hunting, which has also become a rarity. I think it would be a good idea to make some islands seasoned themed. Have them be all rare, but have an island where it’s fall and has maple leaves falling, a cherry blossom one, one with snowflakes. I wouldn’t recommend they make Holiday themed ones, but having seasonal ones would be nice.

When I mess up a dodo code or accidentally hit ‘make a bridge’ instead of incline, etc. why do I have to restart the ENTIRE conversation instead of the characters just being “oh? did you mean “x” or “would you like to retype it?” like is it that hard??  

Resident Services

As much as I love Isabelle this game has made me very indifferent towards her. I think they gave her a role that didn’t need to exist. They could have either let us roam around without any warnings to who was roaming around our island, in the campsite, or any weather updates. Just have us rely on our villagers, the TV, and our eyeballs. OR they could have given us a social media like app and/or a weather app. Instead, they gave us Isabelle that only announces something once a month.

Nook’s Cranny

This might just be me but can they add a little DIY area in the store? Maybe just make to where you can only customize things?? This is more out of convenience than an actual problem  

Speaking of customization, since you can make medicine but also buy can we do the same for the custom kits and bait. Like make it where we can buy bait and also make our own custom kits? I just think it’s weird that they give us either/or for medicine but not for the other 2 that I honestly use way more than medicine.

Why do the Able Sisters get to have all of the colors of an item in their shop but Nook’s Cranny can’t? And why can’t we just be able to customize all items that have multiple looks/colors? Example, why can’t I just be able to change the wood type for the antique set instead of having to buy each one? I get that the furniture catalog is already small, but that’s not my fault. They’ve decided to not add past furniture sets into NH. 

Able Sisters

Let us multi select clothes instead of it just being how much we can wear. idc if it’ll just put those clothes in our personal storage and then we’ll have to run home and put it in that storage, I just hate having to walk back in and out every time I want a dress in multi colors. ALSO tell us if we already bought it, like a little storage icon or something

Why can’t we hang any article of clothing on the back wall, why do we have to either make it or have the OG qr designer come to our island? 

Why can’t we have the transparent option when designing clothes? I think it would make many designer’s lives easier instead of having to make 8 versions of the same outfit.

NPCs

I have played this game almost every day since it came out, minus 2 days. I have also been able to make friends on discord that help with trading/cataloging/etc. I have all of Saharah’s, Kicks’, Label’s, and Redd’s items. I have all of the fish/bug models I want and have no desire to “catch them all”. I haven’t talked to Wisp in months because I have most of the items and his idea of “expensive” is 10k bells. The only NPC I actively look forward to is Celeste because even though I now have all of her DIYs, she still gives out star fragments, regular large or horoscope, when I talk to her. 

What I’m wondering is if they’re planning on doing anything else with these characters. Before I speak further I’m going to weed out characters that I am actually fine with. CJ and Flick will always be there if I want a bug/fish model, I understand that Saharah/Kicks/Redd have a ton of stuff to get and w/o the help of my discord friends, I probably wouldn’t have gotten everything till late 2021. 

So that leaves Label and Wisp. I understand Wisp is there for beginners, but now that I’m at a point where I am a bell millionaire and have most of the Nook’s items cataloged, there is no reason for me to talk to him. I wish Nintendo had put in a system where depending on the person who Wisp is talking to, it determines how much money you have in your bank account/looks at your catalog, Wisp’s item’s worth goes up.

As for Label...I never saw her as viable. I also thought the tickets were dumb and you don’t even have to talk to her to have her items show up in the shop the next day. I think it would be great if when you bought all of her items, she decided to join the Able’s sisters in their shop like in NL and then have Gracie show up in her place for the weekly NPC. 

Where is Blanca? Or Brewster? Or Shrunk, Katrina, Gracie, or Kapp’n and his family? I understand we will probably never see characters like Harriet or Pete because they have been replaced by a new system, but what is the excuse for these other characters? I’m hoping they show up in year 2 of NH but...we’ll see.

Villagers

I think having your first villagers living in basic homes is a good idea but one that quickly gets annoying. I found Sherb while villager hunting for the 1st time and have had him ever since, but his house is stuck at basic lazy setup. Instead of me going back and forth on whether or not i should trust somebody enough to hold Sherb, get somebody else out, then get him to move back to my island, You can have it to where you let them leave, then just wait till he comes to the campsite to visit and reinvite him. You get his actual house and he still remembers you. This could also go for you accidentally letting somebody go or letting somebody go then regretting it. Also it’d be fun to see some old villagers again.

I was curious and looked back on past games to see how many new villagers were released each game and NH has been the least amount. NL released 112 new villagers in total while NH has released 8. I’m hoping they might release more down the line but, hella disappointing imo. Along with the Sanrio update and adding those characters to the game, I am more hopeful that they’ll be adding new characters!

Having an “event” of sorts where you visit a villager’s house and they’re looking inside their closet. They look at you in surprise when you walk in and sheepishly explain that they were going through their clothes/items. They then decide to ask you for help since they can’t decide what to get rid of/what to keep and think you have a good eye for that sort of thing. Basically, a way to get rid of any clothes/items your villager somehow received bc I guess Isabelle scolding them isn’t enough.

A big problem I feel like everybody has is the villager dialogue. Yes they added sub personality types for each personality but they are not perfectly cut in half, ex. are the Sisterly types where there are 4 B types and 20 A types, like?? How I have “fixed” this problem is by having one of each personality type on my island so I always have different conversations with my villagers, but I understand not a lot of people do that. Some people just want normal/peppy types on their island bc they’re cute as hell, I get it. I know it would be...difficult to come up with unique dialogue for all 399 villagers, including Sanrio, but....you could at least for the “gimmicky” villagers. Some examples of these villagers are Ribbot and Sprocket, Lucky and Ankha, the super hero squad, and Kabuki. 

Quality Life stuff

Why cant we sit AND wish on stars? And I don’t mean the sit emote; why can’t I sit on a bench and wish on stars?

It sucks when I’m about to hit my rocks or just do a lot of dig work and then my shovel breaks in the middle of it. To show the tool is about to break, cracks should start to form on the handle and get deeper/longer as you keep using it, starting when you have 5 uses left. You can also add an auditory element by making the tool sound like its struggling when you are using it. Net/Shovel/Axe/Fishing Pole can have cracks show up on the handle, Slingshot can have crack show up at the bottom of the 2 spokes while having 1 at the top of the handle. And the watering can have cracks at the base of the can.

If our inventory is full when I dig up a flower, why can’t I replace it with another flower to bury? And if I can dig up an item at an diagonal item, I should be able to bury it again at the same angle.

Other

Having more...liveliness?? on the island, idk how else to say it. Example is whenever you travel by plane there's a chemtrail in the sky afterwards, maybe just seeing other planes go by throughout the day. Maybe you can get a hint Redd or Gulliver will be visiting you tomorrow if you see their boats beyond the horizon, Redd’s just crusin’ and the Gulls’ boats looking messed up. On a week where you don't have a new camper, maybe have an old villager visit. That leads me too

I wish villager’s doors could count as “exterior decorating” and we can just put any ornamental on there instead having to hope that your villager will put the wreath on their own door. 

Conclusion

If you read this whole thing holy shit, thanks!! Go treat yourself on my part lol If you disagreed with me or whatever feel free to chat with me about it! 

[elastijubilee]

WARNING: If you read this and take away I hate Kate McKinnon and am just trash-talking...then you didn't read. Not what I am saying at all. Think she's a good person, just making observations on what I don't find fair about the SNL fandom and overall hype certain people get.

So, I am probably not going to make a lot of SNL people happy by saying this but...I absolutely can not stand it when people say Kate carries the show. How? Fuck everyone else who has worked hard to get where they're at on the show, I guess, because that's how it feels when they say that. She can be funny and seems like a great person, but I don't think that she needs to be declared THE standout. "The standout" declares such a singularity, that basically says nobody else stands out. Well, fuck Cecily and her amazing work since her very first season, I guess. That promotion of Kate making googley eyes at the screen and being loud in favor, of Cecily giving a more detailed performance next her is what contributed to Cec being so criminally underrated for so long. And yeah, I guess Aidy is just a slouch, nope never carried a sketch before🙄 Except she has...guess Heidi's incredibly smart character observations contribute nothing. Guess Melissa and Chloe's spot-on vocal impressions don't have the same effect as Kate being given a man's part over any actual guys in the cast, because throwing prosthetics on her makes her a chameleon somehow. They give her those parts over guys because of the Kate McKinnon hype train, and the belief that nobody will watch if other people are given the opportunity. Saying Kate was single-handedly carrying the show when Cecily and Kenan were gone is so insulting and frustrating. She was given lots of screentime, doesn't mean she was elevating those episodes...this past season proved what a creative person, great actress, and true student of modern comedy Ego is. She was amazing and got the concept that I think I've mostly just seen from her, Heidi, and Cecily show on SNL, is that playing pain straight actually makes the scene funnier. Also her and Heidi arguably did the strongest original character work this season. Not to mention Kenan being the ultimate team player and so funny. Or Alex and Mikey genuinely brilliant performers and writers who lead. Or Beck having tons of screentime and demonstrating what a great impressionist/performer he is. Kyle is stuck being underrated despite having a great range and a really creative mind. Or Chris Redd being a great impressionist and very charismatic. Or Pete being really good at impersonating and acting and writing when he's given the chance. Bowen--while I do worry about him falling into a similar trappings as Kate, his personality is bright and smart and undeniably a highlight of the season. Go Iceberg!

Everyone is allowed their favorite and if Kate is yours that's fine, but if you really to love the cast and wish some people would get more screentime and get more of a chance you can't turn around and then want Kate on the screen every second. For Lauren (her actually name, not Aidy Replacement as I've seen some idiots call her), Punkie, and Andrew to actually get screentime, it has to be more even. As funny as she can be, most of her stuff is just her. I dont think that makes her superior to everyone else, she just happens to be talked about the most.

Admittedly some people DO stand out more than others, and it's not all equal. But for me she stood out her first season and a half and that was it... But at the time everyone, including the show, was obsessed with calling someone "the new Kristen Wiig." Which is unfair...as nobody should be called the "next so and so..." they're just them...

[rainbowglittr]

Love and Marriage - Chapter 10 (Mature, Minors DNI)

Description:

After a loss in the family uncovers a family secret, Jaleia and her husband Jesse are forced to balance one family crisis after another along with their budding careers and their plans to expand their family. Will the pressure to keep everyone else together ruin their own relationship? Can ruined relationships be fixed before it’s too late?

Chapter 10:

Jesse's POV

I opened the door to our hotel room. I slept on the plane and I was still tired.

"Ooooooh." Diana said walking into the room behind me. We had a two room suite. I turned to Diana.

"Pick whatever room you want, shake out the blankets, and sleep. We got a busy day tomorrow. Or today." I rubbed my face. Diana slept on the plane and now was wide awake, touching everything in the room.

"Di, go to bed, I'm tired."

"Sorry, I'm just so excited. I can't even sleep! We haven't been here in so long. Thanks for bringing me. Oooh, let me take pictures by the window." She ran to the window.

"I'm going to bed, don't do anything crazy. Night." I said.

"Kay, night Jess!" She said

I found the bigger room and collapsed on the bed.

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"I miss you already, babe! I couldn't sleep." Jaleia said. I was face timing her before me and Diana left for the day. It was 5AM her time but 8AM in Cali.

"I miss you too, love. I haven't had to go away in a while. "

"I know. I hated it when you lived in L.A."

"Yeah, you kept telling me."

"So what's the schedule like?"

"Today me and Di are hanging out. This week and next I'm working with the new artists. The week after next is when I work with some famous people."

"Sounds fun. I'm going back to sleep. Love you."

"Alright baby, don't over sleep. Love you."

I hung up. I grabbed my wallet and keys and walked out the room. Our suite was nice, it had two rooms, a common area, a bathroom and a small kitchen area. It looked expensive as hell so I was glad that the studio was paying for it. I make decent money but sure as hell not enough to stay here for three weeks. Maybe not even 3 days.

I walked to Di's room and knocked on her door. After the "incident" we've all been more aware of knocking first.

"Di are you done? We gotta go!" I yelled through the door.

"Almost! I just gotta find the right shoes!"

"Well hurry up! We gotta pick up the rental car." I said. Because we were going to be here for a few weeks I got a rental to make it easier to get around. Having lived her before I knew the traffic was going to be shit.

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Diana had not stopped talking since we left the hotel. It was making my head spin. We had just picked up the rental, and now we were now on our way to see the Hollywood Star Walk of Fame. Diana had been bugging me to take her. And as I predicted we were stuck in traffic.

"And hopefully we have time to go to Universal or Disneyland or world or whatever the one on cali is called. I can't wait to take selfies. What do you-"

"Di."

"I cannot wait so see L.A, like really see it.-"

"Diana."

"I'm just so Excited!!"

"DIANA!"

"What?"

"Just a second of silence, please." I said.

"Sorry." She said.

"Don't be, my head is killing me." I said which wasn't exactly a lie but I felt bad for killing her joy.

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We got back to the hotel at midnight. Diana made me feel old. She dragged me everywhere on the Hollywood Stars to find her favorite stars. My feet and back hurt. I was done.

My phone rang and I groaned. I had spread out on the couch in the room while Di took a shower. I looked at the screen. Jaleia was face timing me. I answered.

"Hey Jess!" Jaleia said. She looked like she was in our bed.

"Hey bae." I said, trying to keep my eyes open.

"Awww, you look tired, how was your day? Diana drag you around?"

"Hell yeah! We went to the Hollywood Walk of fame. When I tell you I'm tired. I'm done! It was fun but damn."

"Aww, you're a good older bro. You look so tired. It's adorable."

"Woman, I am not adorable. I'm a man. I'm not adorable. "

"Yes you are! So cute when you're tired. I'll let you get some rest, make sure you call me. I love you."

"I promise I'll talk more tomorrow. I love you, bae. Bye."

"Bye."

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The first few days in the studio were great. They knew what they wanted, what sound they were going for and they were already talented in music. There were three artists this week, Alana who was looking for a pop sound, Smoke R&B, Jazmyne soul. We worked on about three tracks in for each of them. When I'm in L.A it's a much bigger song writing and producing team. I got my man Dre, best friend since NYU, who produces, JD, Dre, Mandy all produce, and Mark, Green, and J.T and I all write. We do melodies and help produce as well but mostly we do the lyrics. I produce as well but my strength is in the lyrics. It's a lot of noise in the studio with more six people and usually it's hard to work like that but we've been doing it together for years and we're able to cut through all the nice to get the sound it words we need. We usually work in teams to produce an album.

Diana had been having a good time from what I could see hanging around the studio and watching us work. Anytime I could fit in I took her to different places around L.A, mostly places to eat because that's all we had time for. She couldn't get over the fact I used to live here before I got married. It was so hard to move but I had to, Jay couldn't since she was in her residency. But someday we're moving back. I had Diana on lunch duty, so she could get out from the studio for a moment. She picked up our lunch when it was within walking distance. She didn't mind because she once ran into Luke James and hasn't stopped talking about it since. So she volunteers to get lunch now.

On Wednesday, everyone decided to go out for lunch. I let Diana go with them since Dre was going and I knew he would look out after her like I would. He's known her since she was seven. I stayed behind to finish a track we were working. It was just me in the studio and I was so into working I didn't hear someone enter.

"Jess! How are you?" Imani Redd walked into the room. She was wearing a bra and those shorts girls wear where their whole ass is out. She hadn't changed much since I had last seen her in person except her hair was now blonde. She still looked good. I got up from my chair.

"Hey Imani." I said.

She laughed and said "You don't have to be so formal. We good. You looking hella nice. You didn't dress like that when we were together." She gave me a tight hug.

"What's up?" I said sitting down again.

"I heard I would be working with you and just wanted to swing by and say hello. I know we didn't leave on the best terms-"

"Fucking understatement of century there." I said, crossing my arms.

"But I wanted to make sure we were cool and that you knew how very sorry I am for doing that to you. You didn't deserve that. I loved you, I really did. I hate that I screwed it up, especially for a guy that wasn't even worth it. Are we good?" She said walking toward my chair. She bent down in front of my chair, putting her hands on the armrests of the chair. I leaned back to get her breasts out my face.

"Cause if we're not, I'm sure I can make it up to you." She whispered in my ear. I started to sweat.

"Um, we're good, what's in the past is in the past, there's no need to bring ANY of it back up. I'm actually glad what happened, happened, I wouldn't have met my WIFE if it hadn't." I said, rolling my chair back. She turned around and like I figured, almost her entire ass was out. As she bent down in front of me to pick some imaginary object off the floor, I stared at the ceiling.

"That's too bad," she said, now standing over my legs, putting her hand on my shoulder. "Cause I love to make a man happy and I've only gotten better. Congrats on getting married, Jess. I'll see you later. And please let me know if you need anything." She slid her hand down my chest slightly brushing my crotch. Her hips swayed as she walked out the room. I let out the breath I was holding in. I wasn't scheduled to work with her until the last week I was here but I could already tell she was going to be a problem.

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It was past 2AM in the morning as we sat and talked in the studio. Diana had passed out on the couch. All the artists had gone home and it was just Dre, Green, J.D and me left still trying to finish some tracks. Admittedly we stopped working a while ago.

"So you used to bag Imani?" Green said. Green was a 35 year old white guy who slept with any girl who would sleep with him. He's been divorced five times, all for the same reason - infidelity. He was a terrible partner but a great somgwriter.

"I used to date her, yes."

"How was she?" Green asked. Green was also a pothead, and had a few edibles earlier. He was still as vile sober as he was high. I wouldn't let him eat them anywhere near the studio, since I had Diana with me. Usually I didn't care but she was staring to get better and she wasn't going to pick up bad habit now.

"You know I don't talk about women like that. Especially since I'm married. " I said.

"Hmm. Yeah you let your wife whip you. But I would love to get that Imani in the sack. She got it all."

"I'm not whipped." They all gave me a look.

"Y'all think I'm whipped? Trippin."

"Nah, man I hate to say it, but she got you wrapped around her finger. Ain't nothing wrong, that's your girl. But hell yeah you whipped." Dre said.

"I'm not fucking whipped."

"I bet you had to beg her to come here. Especially once she found out about Imani. " J.D said.

"We talked about it but I ain't got to beg for shit!"

"Yeah, okay man." J.D said.

"I'm not whipped!"

"What happened between you and Imani anyway?" J.D asked.

"She did him dirty as hell. Played his ass." Dre said.

"We were engaged and she was cheating on me for months. I only found out because I walked in on her with another guy."

"Damn. She really had you going."

"He really acting like she wasn't shady before that though." Dre said.

"How was I supposed to know?"

"This nigga really gon ask that? She used to "go away" for the weekend and have "late night recording sessions" and never could show him a demo. You know that this nigga right here wrote like seven songs for her? Almost her whole first damn album. She played the hell out of you. I even told your stupid ass that she was doing you wrong. And you ain't want to hear it." Dre said.

"I was young and in love." I said. When he put it like that I did sound stupid for not knowing she was using me.

"More like young and dumb as hell!" J.D said. They all laughed.

"And you had the nerve to be all depressed afterwards, acting like you ain't know she was no good. I got sick of your Mopey ass. I guess the sex was that good. But I got to say you married well." Dre said.

"I did, didn't I? Well it's not like you had it together either. Remember that girl who tried to claim that you were her deadbeat baby daddy?" I said.

"Oooooohhhhh. She was a fucking nightmare. Almost ruined my relationship." Dre said. J.D's jaw dropped. We had met J.D after we got out of college.

"Followed him around campus everywhere. Dressed the kid just like him. You've dated some crazy ones, don't play me like that!" I said.

"Look, I would cheat on my girlfriend just to hit that ass. Imani got that ass." Green said.

"We know." We all said at once.

"I would never cheat. My girl would kill me if she ever found out." J.D said.

"I never want to lose my wife again. Not again. " Dre said.

"You cheated on Eva?"

"Before we got married, we were engaged. Wasn't worth it, it was the worst mistake I ever made. I would never do that again. And Jess is too whipped to even think about cheating. " Dre said.

"Fuck you... But you right about that." I said as they laughed.

"I know what it's like to be cheated on, so I would never do that her." I said.

"But you got to admit that Imani is fine. You would hit that again if you were single. "

"I'm happily married."

"He didn't say no."

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"So what are you trying to say with the hook because it's really confusing. Is the relationship worth saying or not?" I said to Jazmyne. We were finishing up one of her songs and the chorus just didn't flow right.

"What I'm trying to say is I don't know what I want from the relationship. I guess I could make that more clear."

"Yeah, I really want that point driven home in the chorus. You're stuck between two feelings and you just want something worth fighting for."

"Oh my God, that's it!"

"Let's try it." I picked up my guitar and started to strum the melody.

Baby I'm stuck in the middle,

Of this one single issue

Don't know what I'm saying

And you seem to think I'm playing

Not sure if I don't want your love

Cause it feels like it's from above

I'm sick of being ignored

I just want a love worth fighting for

I just want a love worth fighting for

Jazmyne sang.

"I love that! I like the switched melody, and I love that new line. You are a freaking genius!"

"Nah, you did all the work. You ready to lay the vocals down for real?" I said.

"Yes!" She went into the recording booth, a couple of takes on the chorus and she was done.

"How does it feel to have all of the tracks to your first album ?"

"I'm so freaking excited! This shit was lit. So what happens next?"

"You're going to pick your favorites, and the ones you don't want on the album. You'll play it for some executives on the label and they'll give you feedback, you skim the tracklist and songs down more, hopefully get it approved. And then work on the cover art. They'll give you a date and some promo, and your album will be released. There's a bunch of other bull in between that but that's really it."

"I'm so excited. Wow that's a lot. But I'm so happy with everything, thanks for your help. Can I listen to them all?"

"Sure, they'll be unfinished of course."

"Yeah, it's fine. Thanks." I handed her some headphones.

Alana was almost done with her album. Jazmyne was done with hers. Smoke however, had a lot more to be done.

Usually writing an album takes several months and it did for them. We were just here to polish the songs they had, write any ones they were missing, and really curate the style they were trying to have and finish the demo album.

It was my second week in L.A and it had been great so far. Last weekend I took Diana to Disneyland and we had a great time. She was such a good sport about being cooped up in a studio for so long I really wanted to do something special. It was Friday night and it was going to be another night spent at the studio.

My phone started vibrating on the control panel. I put down my guitar and looked at screen. Jaleia's face lit up. I answered, propped my phone up nearby and started to strum my guitar lightly.

"Hey Jess!"

"Hey Love, what's up?"

"I miss you. I'm sorry I keep saying it and calling you and-"

"I never get tired of you. Call me anytime."

"How's Di?"

"She's having fun, I'm sure she'll tell you allllllllll about it when we get home."

"I feel kinda stupid."

"Why?"

"I cried cause I missed you so much. The house is a mess, I've been late so much lately. I can't wait for you to come back."

"Aww, I'm sorry baby. It's only one more week. I miss you too."

"I know."

"Did you see all the organization tips I left you? I know it's hard for you to adjust your schedule suddenly. "

"One of the worst parts of ADHD I guess. Your wife's a mess. What's new?"

"Jay, you're not a mess, don't talk like that. What you up to tonight? You look cute." She had a low cut silky night shirt on.

"Um, I am having a sleepover with the girls. I finally convinced everyone. A quiet girls night. Movies, wine, snacks and shit. Should be fun. I'm really lonely, please come home soon."

"I'll be home real soon, alright."

"Oh and Jess? I found your present. And it's beautiful. I'm wearing it now. I always wanted a tennis bracelet! Now I get to brag about how great you are. When you get home, you will get the biggest thank you ever. Whatever you want. Trust me."

"I knew you'd like it. And I'm looking forward to that thank you."

"I have a little sneak peak of something I bought for you." She said and pulled her shorts down a little so I could see the top of her lace panties.

"You like these?" She said pulling her shorts back up.

"Hell yeah, you look sexy. I'm still on the studio Jay, so I gotta call you back. I love you, Jay?"

"Yeah?"

"I really miss you too. You're amazing and I love you! Have fun tonight."

"Love you too Jess! I'll talk to you later!"

[myfriendscallmecoelophysis]

Sleepsong

Dedicated to the lovely chaotic fucks that are Nerf House

Here’s 1200 or so words of @transvav‘s Twin AU. 

I’m bringing back song fics because 2020 is already crazy enough, lets throw music back in our writing so you might need this 

“Jonah, where is your brother?” Ianite asked quietly. The portrait painter, a man who’d travelled far at Ianite’s request for this painting, looked impatiently at his pocketwatch. Ianite gave him an apologetic look but then turned back to her son, an expectant violet eyebrow lifting over her emerald eye. 

“I don’t know. He was still asleep when I woke up but I haven’t seen him since then. He knew what time we had the sitting.” Jonah replied primly, smoothing an invisible wrinkle in his tunic. 

“I’m here! Sorry!” Jordan’s voice called as he ran into the room, shirt unbuttoned and hair disheveled, his bow clutched in one hand. “I overslept.” he offered by way of explanation, shooting his mother a small guilty smile.

“I reminded you last night, how did you forget?” Jonah questioned, accusation in his tone.

Jordan frowned back at him “I didn’t forget. I just overslept. But I’m here now so-” he stuck his tongue out at his brother, Jonah rolling his eyes at the childish behavior. 

Ianite said nothing, letting her sons get their teasing out of their systems. Oh to be young with a sibling. She remembered her own childhood growing up with Mia and Dia, the hours spent making mischief and arguing over the smallest things. It was with a bittersweet smile that she ran her fingers through Jordan’s unruly hair, straightening it somewhat, but not too much that he didn’t look like himself.

If this was to be the last image she had of her sons, then she wanted it to be as they were.

~

She’d known the fate her sons would face from the moment they were born. She, of the three divine Gods of this world, had been blessed with the gift of prophecy and far sight. The void that filled her home realm spanned across every dimension, it was because of it’s power that she could catch glimpses into other worlds and other futures. As she held her boys in her arms that first night, soft and small and so very fragile, she saw their destiny. 

She saw them, grown into handsome men, respected and powerful warriors. Leaders among mortals and proponents of Balance. She saw that one day they would leave the End, each coming into the service of another version of herself, her Champion in all realities. She was proud of them, even now mere hours after meeting them. She placed a kiss on each of their temples, whispering “You will go on to great things my sons.” 

As they grew, their futures became more clear. She had a great many years to come to terms with them. She would be forgotten by them one day. They would lose their memory of her when they left their home in The End. After that realization, she’d poured herself into researching spells to prevent such an outcome, but all she came to understand was that destiny was not something that could be tampered with. Her sons were needed by the other versions of herself. So she would have to let them go. 

Knowing that she would lose them one day only drove her to spend more time with them. She spent every waking moment she could joining whatever games they played and indulging their fantasies and wishes. They had visions as well, she came to realize. Nothing as concrete as her own, but visions nonetheless. 

“Why is Jonah the Commander and you the Captain?” She asked Jordan during an explanation of a game of make believe they were playing. 

“He just is. I like being the Captain and he likes being the Commander.” 

“Yar! Surrender your ship Captain Sparklez! Ye are being boarded by the notorious Commander Redd!” Jonah shouted, brandishing a toy cutlass that one of the pirates had brought when they’d last come to visit.

“Never! I will protect My Lady till me last breath!” Jordan retaliated with a smile, waving his own toy sword. 

As the years passed, a sense of melancholy anticipation began to grow within her. With each day that passed it only grew stronger. It was their 15th birthday that she finally realized what it was. They would be leaving her soon. One way or another she would lose her children. 

They began to notice her mood as the melancholy built to an almost crippling level. It was Jonah who suggested the portrait. Both he and Jordan had begun to discuss in passing what lay beyond the End, what worlds there were to explore together, for no matter how much they fought, they never planned to leave each other’s side.  He must have assumed that she was sad at the thought of them leaving, not knowing just how right he was. 

When Ianite woke the day of the portrait sitting, something in her knew this would be the last chance she had to create a physical memory of her sons. She did her best to keep the sadness contained, lest the boys catch wind and grow suspicious. She wanted their last day together spent like any other, not with them trying to comfort her of a future she’d known was coming their whole lives. 

Hours after they’d gone to bed, Ianite carefully crept into her son’s bedroom, closing the door softly behind herself. Without a sound she settled into the plush armchair she’d spent hours in when they were young, reading to them, cuddling them, consoling them. They were both sound asleep in their beds, tufts of dark hair poking up past the blankets. It had always amused her how different they were asleep than when they were awake. Jonah, so put together and proper, tangled himself among his blankets while Jordan, normally the one rushing from one thing to another, was still as the dead, his own blankets with hardly a crease in them. 

She took in the sight, not even bothering to wipe the tears that welled in her eyes. She’d known for a long time that they would leave her and she had come to accept it, but she would hardly let them go without one last gift. 

Ianite, the Goddess of Balance, lifted cupped hands to her heart and quietly began to recite the spell she’d spent much of their lives crafting. 

Lay down your head and I'll sing you a lullaby Back to the years of loo-li lai-lay And I'll sing you to sleep and I'll sing you tomorrow Bless you with love for the road that you go

May you sail far to the far fields of fortune With diamonds and pearls at your head and your feet And may you need never to banish misfortune May you find kindness in all that you meet

May there always be angels to watch over you To guide you each step of the way To guard you and keep you safe from all harm Loo-li, loo-li, lai-lay

As she let her voice trail off, wisps of violet magic filled the room, drifting and swirling around her sons and blessing them with her power. Whatever they may face in their futures, whatever would bring them to their own Ianites and whatever tasks she set for them, they would be protected. 

She stood from her chair and moved to kiss each of their foreheads as the glittering magic settled upon them. 

~

The next day she watched from a window as they took off the edge of the island, elytras on their backs and laughter on their lips. 

She knew that they would not hear her but still, she whispered a mother's final plea “Never forget the love I have for you, my sons.” 

[yandere-ac]

Could I ask for a continuation of Yandere Redd toward Tom after he kidnapped him?

Yandere Redd X Tom Nook

Business Partners Part 2

“Well of it isn’t my favourite cousin! Come on in Casper! Let me show you these new paintings I’ve got!” The small human stepped into the ship, dripping of water as he came out of the rain. “Hello Redd! How’s it going?” He asked the fox as he approached him, holding his hands together while giving him the same smirk as always. “I’m doing great! Especially now that you’re here! Now come over here! I wanna show you this new painting I found! It’s the serene painting.” There was no doubt, Redd seemed much happier now than ever before. Casper didn’t know why exactly. But he appreciated the light nature that his boat gave off now. He looked at the painting long and hard. “Whaddaya say? It’s all yours for the low low price of-“

THUNK!

The two turned around to look over to the furniture part of the boat. “What was that?” Casper asked as he turned his whole body towards the sound. “Ehh don’t worry `bout it cuz! This old boat makes all kinds of strange noises.” Redd tried to brush the strange sound off but Caspers suspicions only got stronger once he heard just the faintest sound of someone yelling out muffled cries of help. “There it is again! Did you not hear!? It sounded like a-“ but he stopped as he felt a strong grip on his shoulder. Looking up at Redd, his expression had gone from a playful smirk to a deadly glare. “Are you gonna buy something or are you gonna get out...”

“Alright! See you later! Thank you for your business!” Redd said gleefully as the boy ran off and out of his ship. “...moron.” Redd said the last part quietly to himself. Smirking at the fact that the human just walked out of his boat, having bought a 4960 bell painting that wasn’t even real! God how he missed this. Ever since he moved from mudmore to try and find Tom again he hadn’t exactly had any time to scam gullible idiots. Speaking of Tom. Redd happily skipped over to the furniture department, treading his hands on the big door with the golden padlock. He stuck his hand down the giant pocket of his apron and rummaged through it to find the key. Once he felt it between his fingers he grabbed a hold of it and pulled it out. The silver key fit right inside the big lock, effectively opening the door for him. He brushed off any and all dirt that was left on his apron before going inside. As he pushed the big metal door open, it made a big haunting creak. Looking inside. Redd got a soft smile on his lips. There, tied up and sitting besides a bed sat his sweet sweet nookie. He was looking down on the ground. It had been three days since Redd had abducted him. He kept Tom in his little side room on his boat, there he was restrained by chains. Pretty long chains. Tom had just enough room to move around slightly so that he could hop on and off the bed. He didn’t have chains long enough for him to reach the door, maybe a few feet away. And that was the cruelest thing about the chains. Tom was so close to the door, but he just couldn’t reach it. And even if he could reach it. Redd made sure to lock it anytime he wasn’t in there with Tom.

“What’s the matter nookie? Tied up at the moment?” Nothing. No reaction, no backlash, not even a perk up. Redd let out a sigh. He knew Tom hadn’t lost all hope yet, this wasn’t the state of someone defeated. This was the state of someone who was ignoring him. He knew Tom was there, he knew he heard him. He knew the tanooki wanted to scream and shout at him. He just had to trigger that response. Redd let out a sigh as he approached his chained up lover. And as he did so, Tom scrambled back. God how he loved seeing him afraid. Redd knew there was something wrong with him. He had kidnapped and threatened to kill a little girl to press one of the most harmless owls in the world for information. He’d abducted and innocent man as he was sleeping, choosing to wake him up just so he could see the fear in is eyes before he drugged him. For gods sake, the moment Tom woke up in his boat for the first time, that was a moment of pure ecstasy. Oh he remembered it so vividly, mostly because it happened two days ago. He remembered how petrified Tom looked. How much he tried to break loose, only to fail. Redd wasn’t about to lie and say all the fear Tom showed didn’t give him immense pleasure. But he knew that was probably the height of Toms fear, or at least as long as Redd didn’t do something to him that would strike fear. But Redd did not have any intention of hurting Tom. He loved Tom. He swore to protect him before and he’ll keep that promise to this day. Even if his ways of protection was kidnapping him and keeping him tied up. But Redd wasn’t about to lie to himself. He knew that there was about a million things that he could have done before kidnapping him. But truth be told, he wanted this. He wanted to take Tom away and keep him all to himself. Because Tom would eventually move away again. And the cycle would repeat until Tom got a restraining order which would ultimately fail and Redd would kidnap him. So why not speed up the process a little. Redd wanted to skip the appetiser and go straight to the main meal. Tom.

“Oh come on Tom. Look at me. I want to see those beautiful eyes of yours.” Redd tried to solicit any kind of reaction from Tom, any sort of scoff or wince. But nothing. Not even a peep. Redd let out a deep sigh at Toms refusal. He didn’t like him like this. Tom was a very passionate guy, but his default setting when it comes to confrontation is neutrality. He didn’t want to satisfy Redd with a reaction, but it was getting harder and harder as he had to physically stop himself from gritting his teeth in anger. “You know Tom. I always hated when you did this. It’s a stupid way of coping and you know you’re gonna have to talk to me eventually. You’re putting me in an awkward situation where my hands are...tied up-“ “shut up...” Redd looked down at Tom in almost shock. He knew that Tom would burst but he didn’t think It’d be that easy. “Excuse me?” “SHUT! UP!” Toms voice was filled to the brim with spite. He was now looking at the fox dead in his eyes. And Redd had to admit. Even though he said that he wanted a reaction, the look in Toms eyes, it almost frightened him. “You insensitive bastard! How dare you! How dare you try and make jokes when my children are out there without a father! I didn’t think you could possibly sink any lower than you already were but apparently I was wrong.” Tom shouted at Redd, his voice cracking at several moments. “...you disgust me Redd...I am disgusted and ashamed that I ever considered you a friend. I am disgusted that I ever...” “you ever what? That you used to date me? That we used to kiss? Used to live together? Tell me Tom? What is it!? Tell me what you hate so much about me! There is nothing you can say that I’ve never heard or thought myself before! I’m a scammer, I’m a fraud! I trick people, I hurt people. It’s what I do! I’m a FOX!” Redds said, his voice gradually getting angrier and angrier. “Sorry I’m not perfect like you are Tom! But- but that’s the thing! You were just always so PERFECT weren’t you! You had a moral compass, you were so friendly and charming and polite! YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKING BELIEVED IN ME!!!” Now it was Redds turn to explode. He could feel the stinging feeling of tears forming in his eyes. After the sudden outburst, he stayed quiet for a few seconds, breathing heavily while maintaining eye contact with Tom. His posture was seething with rage as he broke the silence.

“And everyday when I was with you, I truly felt like I was loved. During the years I was with you, those were the few years of my life where I felt genuine happiness. So the day you stopped believing in me, was the day I stopped being myself. It was the day that all of my past hate and insecurities came flushing back and consumed me. It tore into every last part of me. The day you left, was the day that your Redd, your boyfriend died.” Redds voice was now a bit calmer. “You made me so happy before, you made me feel I was capable of love, you made me fully experience life. But then...you made me experience hell, pure and unfiltered hell. Meanwhile you were out experiencing heaven. You have no clue what life without you was like, how many times I wanted to...it changed me nookie...you changed me. You made me into who I am today. By putting me through that hell, you crafted me into the monster standing before you...” Redd gently grabbed ahold of Toms chin, tilting it upwards slightly so that he would look at him. In his eyes he saw nothing but fear. The type of fear where you feel like crying.

“And now you have to deal with that monster...”

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Okay this is slowly turning into a Tom Nook/Raymond blog. But it’s not my fault you guys send me such good requests regarding the two!!! Like I’m good at executing ideas that are presented to me, not actually coming up with ideas! Anyways, the next fic is gonna be about a new character. Someone I haven’t written for yet ;))) I’m not gonna say who , but it is an NPC

[purplesurveys]

1147

Have you ever overflown a bathtub? Hmm, I can’t remember ever doing that.

Why did you ignore the last person you ignored? My new manager, Kata, messaged me a bunch of links to EXO’s videos to get me into them – I looooove that she’s friendly and we vibe super well so I have a feeling will be close soon enough, but I’m still a bit shy so I ignored her for a bit while I was thinking of a reply haha. I’ve since gotten back to her, though.

What's your favorite pizza place? Yellow Cab’s pizzas have never failed me. Mama Lou’s is good too, but they don’t deliver to my area so I haven’t had their pizzas and any of their food in over a year now.

What was the last stupid thing someone talked you into believing? That we can stay friends. I believed it for a while and it was so mentally and emotionally deteriorating for me, so I did the right thing and let go instead.

What's at the top of your to do list in life? Save. I’m superrrrr frugal with my money and hate spoiling myself. I’d rather enjoy everything in the future once I feel like it’s right to settle down.

What's a song that would describe your life at the moment? What Type of X by Jessi. Maybe not my life, but the song certainly matches my mood these days.

Do you ever scream at inanimate objects? Occasionally, if they’re not working or if I accidentally hurt myself with them.

What was the last thing that you shared? I just had lunch delivered to Angela’s place as a surprise, if that counts. I got her chicken wings and these chocolate chip cookies she’s always wanted to try. It feels really nice surprising people with gifts; I might start making it a habit :) I have to credit my director Bea for it - she’s been having food delivered to mine and Kata’s places recently and I just want to pay it forward.

What smell/s can you absolutely not stand? Fruits. We constantly have a stock of oranges because my parents and sister like having them after dinner, and the smell is nauseating. Spoiled food is also high up on my list, and the general smell in Manila is also very foul. Go to other places in the Philippines if you’ll ever visit!!!

Do you ever eat leftover pizza cold? Yessssssssssssssss. Idk why but I find it really good? like even if I eat it straight out of the fridge.

Where are you the most ticklish? The sides of my stomach and around my neck.

Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Someone absolutely important to me, yes.

When you're wanting a midnight snack, what do you normally get? I usually don’t really like the snacks we have in our pantry so unless I already had food delivered earlier in the evening I just let the hunger fade because I don’t like having food delivered that late anyway.

Which cartoon character would you want to keep as a pet? Buster from Toy Story. Or Maximus from Tangled but in dog form, because I don’t know how to care for a horse.

What color best represents you? Something peaceful like off-white, or a pastel shade.

Do you like marshmallows? I hate them.

What is your favorite flavor of candy cane? I also don’t like candy canes, or candy in general. Too sweet and I can always feel how unhealthy they are whenever I have to have them.

Do you have any shoeboxes full of old photos/letters/other memorable stuff? My mom has several plastic bags filled with photographs over the last few decades. As for me, I don’t own any memory boxes; but recently, I’ve been sticking up notes from my friends and co-workers up on my corkboard.

Are you in any way double jointed? Nope.

Have you ever considered a career in music/acting? Never. I never liked singing in public and I’ve never considered acting.

When was the last time you felt seriously embarrassed? A few days ago when I accidentally turned my camera on during a work Zoom meeting while I looked completely unpresentable. Luckily I knew I clicked the button and immediately un-clicked it, but my video still showed up for like 0.001 seconds lol.

Have you ever liked a song, looked up the lyrics to it, then hated it? I don’t think I’ve gone so far as to hate it. I have felt slightly disturbed upon hearing the lyrics of some songs I’ve taken a liking to though; and Cherry Wine by Hozier certainly ticks off this box.

Which is worse for you: being hot, or being cold? Hot, which is why living where I do doesn’t work with me well for the most part.

What would be the icing on the cake for you this Christmas? Get nicer gifts for my loved ones. I was able to get everyone presents last Christmas, but given that I had just received my first-ever salary then, I wasn’t able to go all out as much as I would’ve liked. I’d love to spoil my loved ones even more for next Christmas.

If you had the opportunity to live forever, would you take it? Probably, as long as I was guaranteed to live comfortably. I’d love to see how else technology can continue to improve.

Have you made someone happy today? I hope so, when I got Angela food earlier.

Do you generally watch a lot of television? I do watch my favorite shows a lot, but not on television. Most of my content I already consume online.

If your bedroom walls could talk, what would they most likely say? They’d probably go over all the shit I had to go through and the ensuing breakdowns they’ve had to watch from me over the years.

What's your favorite Christmas song? It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas, because it makes me feel festive.

Did you ever really believe in Santa Claus? Only for a brief moment when I was introduced to the concept, but kid-me never bought it because he never showed up.

Do you like the band Relient K? I’ve heard of the band name but I’m largely unfamiliar with them.

Have you ever seen a movie that was better than the book it was based on? Maybe, but for the most part I usually find the books to be better.

Do you like quesadillas? Yes, omg and with jalapeños and cheese *chef’s kiss*

Did you like the show Invader Zim? Nope.

Do you think tomorrow will be a good day? I feel like I’ll be sullen because it will be Sunday again, but I still plan on making the most out of it.

Do you ever talk to yourself? A lot.

Whose butt did you last slap? Idk, probably my ex.

Do you think that chivalry is dead? I don’t think so, but I also think it’s a bit outdated.

What's the greatest/most influential song you've ever heard? That’s a lot of pressure on a song... as much as I don’t really like The Beatles, I’d say Hey Jude has been pretty influential.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen in a grocery store? Not sure. If I had thought something I’ve seen was the weirdest thing ever, I would’ve taken a photo.

What is true love to you? Sacrifices.

Do you like chocolate milk? YES, lactose intolerance be damned.

Have you ever bought yourself a present on Christmas? Not yet. I hope to be able to this year!

Have you ever been on a mechanical bull? Nope, but I’d definitely get on one if I find one here.

Do you prefer to pull off band-aids slowly or quickly? Slowly. Actually, I prefer running water over it until it just slides off.

Have you made a mistake in the past week? I am constantly making tiny mistakes at work.

What was the last weird thing you said to someone? Idk, I feel like all the conversations I’ve had recently didn’t involve any inside jokes or general weirdness.

Have you ever met any bands/band members before? I got to work with one - Redd is the drummer for a local band but he’s since resigned to work with another company.

Have you ever sat on a copy machine and made copies of your butt? No. I’ve never even used a copy machine.

Are you a camera whore? Not at all, I hate posing for the camera.

Have you ever purposely dropped someone's toothbrush in a toilet? Never even considered it.

What kind of mood are you in right now? A little sad because it’s the weekend and I can’t even do my weekend coffee shop trips anymore because Covid cases are experiencing another surge (9000 cases a day!!!), protocols are everywhere again, and my parents already told me I can’t go out...those moments were my rare time alone where I can take walks and reflect and whatnot (and not to mention experieince air conditioning for a few hours), so it sucks to have to be stuck at home again. There’s not much to do at home to begin with, so now I’m just stuck in a cycle of taking surveys and finding videos to watch on YouTube.

What was the last thing someone told you that had you at a loss for words? I was ranting to Andi about how I started despising Diane from BoJack Horseman the moment she flipped out over Mr. Peanutbutter gifting her an entire library. I get where she’s coming from, of course, “understand people’s love language” and all that; but I felt like the very hostile reaction was super uncalled for and it reminded me a lot of my relationship with Gabie – I liked giving and giving, but it was either 1) never enough or 2) apparently the wrong way to show her love, and I was always the one punished for it in the end. I told Andi that because of my experience with her, I don’t even feel like giving a library (metaphorically speaking) to any future significant others anymore because of how hard I had it with her. 

Anyway, they gave me some advice about it and in the end they told me, “One day, someone will tell you, “Thank you for your library.’” It was very beautifully put and I struggled to find the words to reply.

What's something that always makes you smile, regardless of what’s going on? I’m not sure there is such a no-fail thing.

What was that last thing that you bought online? Food for Angela.

Do you enjoy riding around town looking at Christmas lights? Yeah, but the general mood for last year obviously wasn’t super festive and there weren’t as much lights, so it’s been a while since I’ve seen my village all decked out.

Is there someone that you're mean to for no good reason? No, that’s terrible.

What was the last thing you got out of the freezer? The coffee ice cream that I bought from Leigh yesterday! It’s crazy fucking good and I already feel a repeat order coming through.

Are you currently reading anything? No.

What's a good book you'd recommend? I don’t read anymore. I know child/teen-me would be very disappointed.